Amongst many hilarious claims, this YouTuber suggests that when Adele sings "we could've had it all", a demon pops up in the background. Like, an actual monster from hell. How does he back this up with evidence? He circles what is fundamentally just a darker patch of the wallpaper. Seems legit.
2. Madonna's lizard kiss of death
The Queen of Pop has been accused of many things over her 30-year career, but seeding Drake with a reptilian implant when she kissed him on stage at Coachella is by far the most outlandish. We suppose it explains his reaction afterwards…
3. Rihanna takes her Illuminati ritual to the White House
With Olympic-level clutching at straws, this theorist has managed to connect Rihanna's Kabbalah-inspired dress to her channelling Scandal's Olivia Pope ("Note the name 'Pope'," he says at one point), to prove that the popstar's trip to the White House was just one big Illuminati party. Please just take one day off from brainwashing us, Rihanna. Jeez.
4. Was Katy Perry doing Satan's work during her Super Bowl show?
Katy Perry very nearly fooled us all with her adorable Left Shark fluffing its dance routine during her Super Bowl spectacular in 2015, but as this YouTuber claims, it was all to mask her real aim of "promoting the lifestyle Satan wants our kids to follow". From tiger symbolism to the good-old Illuminati eye, he skewers every sinful bauble. Thank goodness someone is watching out for our morals.
5. Lady Gaga's Satanic Ritual Occult during the National Anthem
Don't be silly, it's not just the Super Bowl half-time show that's crammed full of Satanic symbolism. Mother Monster (note the name!) - aka Lady Gaga - didn't even wait 10 seconds before she slipped in an Illuminati nod during her rousing rendition of the National Anthem. This theorist even pauses the clip so we don't miss "the infamous hand sign" they all use. U OK, hun?
6. Nicki Minaj's mind is being controlled by the Illuminati
We've all heard of Nicki Minaj's alter egos Roman, Martha, Child and Barbie, but did you know that they were created in order to control the rapper's mind? In what can only be described as some proper Derren Brown shit, the Illuminati overlords have brainwashed her to promote their message on the world stage. Well, all we can say is thank goodness there's one popstar who's an unwitting victim rather than a demonic overlord.
7. Taylor Swift is a clone of a satanist priestess
Like seriously, Taylor Swift: just how long did you think you could keep this a secret? All that Grammy-winning talent at such a young age and you didn't think we'd smell something was off? Well this brilliantly barmy theory puts forward an answer: Taylor is obviously a clone of satanist priestess Zeena LaVey. There's a similarity in their appearance, and Zeena was part of the cult from 1985-1990 - within the five-year timeframe Taylor was born. What more evidence do you want? This might just be the most kooky conspiracy of the lot.
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